JOKE TOYS
FORTUNE TELLING FISH
FORTUNE TELLING FISH
$3.95
This little plastic fish can read your mind and can predict your future. Just sit it on the palm of your hand and watch it move and re-shape itself according to your feelings and emotions. Consult the package to find out your destiny. So much fun at the dinner table or place one inside someone's birthday card.
THE TURD
THE TURD
$6.95
Well look what we have here. The best fake turd you will ever see! Yes its a poo but we call it a turd. It has so much curl and realism. It's human sized too!
FAKE SNOT
FAKE SNOT
$3.95
This amazing fake snot fits comfy in your nose. It's total dripping fun for anyone that wants to be gross. Just wear it on your first date... GO ON.... I DARE YA!
TRICK RELIGHTING CANDLES
TRICK RELIGHTING CANDLES
$6.95
These trick birthday candles are so funny. No one will ever blow them out! Just light them up. They look normal and act normal but whoever is your victim will blow them out and become shocked as they re-light again! So funny, so cruel!
FLOATING TRICK EYEBALL
FLOATING TRICK EYEBALL
$6.95
Drop this freaky and realistic joke eyeball into someone's dinner or drink and get ready for the screams! What a fantastic item for your next Halloween or spooky party too! Each fake eyeball is the size of a normal eyeball and looks quite real. Totally yuck.
SQUIRT LIGHTER
SQUIRT LIGHTER
$5.95
Anyone for a light or just a squirt in the FACE? This fake lighter holds a heap of water that you can squirt at people anytime. Just fill it up whenever you need. The best squirt lighter available for your next prank.
MOONING BUM SHORTS
MOONING BUM SHORTS
$17.95
Mooning Bum Shorts are super funny! Time to flash your bum cheeks... Well not exactly! These joke bum shorts are super comfy and super crazy! One size fits all!
FAKE BLOOD
FAKE BLOOD
$5.95
Need fake blood? Mike's Magic Shop in Adelaide sells the most amazing theatrical fake blood suitable for all uses. Our formula looks like real blood and is super easy to wash off. Non toxic.
BANG EXPLODING GUM
BANG EXPLODING GUM
$6.95
Take out the chewing gum from it's pack and BANG! The chewing gum explodes in their hand! How? ... Simply load the chewing gum with a toy gun cap. We supply you a round of caps to get you started. The secret mechanism in this amazing joke toy will scare people to bits. Easy to use! ..
POPCORN SNAKE CAN
POPCORN SNAKE CAN
$8.95
This wicked container of popcorn will shock and scare anyone! Whoever opens the can get a spring snake jump out at them! You can use this over and over again. Who will be your popcorn loving victim!
SQUIRT KETCHUP
SQUIRT KETCHUP
$8.95
Anyone for tomato sauce? Squirt it at your victim and watch them squeel to find out it was just a joke! This awesome ketchup container squirts a red line of cotton string when you squeeze on it!
FART CANDY
FART CANDY
$6.95
Just as it reads. Whoever gets to open the package and begin sucking on this lolly will get a mouthful of farts! These fart candy lollies are super gross but safe to chew on.
FAKE SPIDER WEB
FAKE SPIDER WEB
$4.95
Need fake spider web? Magic Mike's Magic Shop in Adelaide sells amazing fake spider web that you can stretch and pull in all directions over a whole room. Each package also contains four fake spiders. Fake spider web is an amazing Halloween prop.
CLOWN HORN
CLOWN HORN
$24.95
Get the best clown horn available to clowns. This clown horn makes a real hoot and toot that people can hear almost 100 metres away! The best clown horn available. Made from solid metal.
DELUXE NUTS SNAKE CAN
DELUXE NUTS SNAKE CAN
$24.95
Open the mixed nuts can and a spring snake jumps out to frighten your victim! Our NUTS SNAKE CAN is a jump for joy and will scare anyone. This is the deluxe version that contains 2 big spring snakes.
BILL SNATCHER
BILL SNATCHER
$6.95
Bill snatchers are the best! If you have never owned one then get one. Attach a $5 bill to the snatcher and play cat and mouse game with your mate. Walk past someone and tell them that there is a note near their feet. Then.... you press the secret button in your pocket and the cash flies straight up to your hand! So funny and so cool.
FAKE FRIED EGG
FAKE FRIED EGG
$7.95
Our fake fried egg joke toy makes the perfect funny joke for any breakfast gathering. Use the fake friend egg as a theatre prop as well. So many uses and so much eggy fun!
FART PEN
FART PEN
$9.95
This classic fart pen is super funny. Just press the tip for amazing 'fart' sounds to make people giggle. This makes for the perfect fun gift or use it during your next magic trick!
POO PEN
POO PEN
$8.95
It’s a pen but shaped like a poop. Just what you need!
POO POO KEY CHAIN
POO POO KEY CHAIN
$3.95
Looking for a bit of fake poo that you can show off? Just get the POO POO KEY CHAIN! No one will ever touch your car keys again.