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POO PEN
POO PEN
$8.95
It’s a pen but shaped like a poop. Just what you need!
POO POO KEY CHAIN
POO POO KEY CHAIN
$3.95
Looking for a bit of fake poo that you can show off? Just get the POO POO KEY CHAIN! No one will ever touch your car keys again.
HOT CANDY
HOT CANDY
$5.95
Anyone for lolly? These one pack a punch. Our HOT CANDY joke is packed with all things spicy. Dare to try one or give one to your friend. A super cool joke that is ultra cruel but ever so hot! Excuse the pun!
FAKE LOTTERY TICKETS | PACK OF 5
$24.95
Fake lottery tickets are awesome. You will get an assortment of very realistic fake lottery tickets. Just give them to your victim and they will win super big money prizes and think they are instant winners who can go out and buy a new car or even a boat!
ELECTRIC SHOCK CANDY JAR
ELECTRIC SHOCK CANDY JAR
$22.95
This electric shock candy jar is pure evil and pure fun. The victim will try and open the jar and it will activate the shock so they receive a startling zap. Warning - do not use on people with a bad heart condition or someone who is pregnant!
SQUIRT BOW TIE
SQUIRT BOW TIE
$8.95
A bow tie that squirts water! YES! Just load the bulb with water, strap on and squirt your enemy. One size fits all! The best squirt bow tie in the joke shop business!
FAKE HEART
FAKE HEART
$24.95
This is simply the best fake heart prop available to the theatre world or movie scene. Why not use it for your next Haloween or spooky party too as a super freaky decoration. Made from plastic and latex and painted to perfection.
THE SURPRISING ARM JOKE
THE SURPRISING ARM JOKE
$24.95
Ok so let's talk fake arms... What on earth do you do with them? It's simple ... Cover it in fake blood and leave on the road! Leave it hanging out your car boot Pack it in your wife's handbag and scare the crap out of her! Enough said - just get a SURPRISING FAKE ARM!
SQUIRT CIGARETTE
SQUIRT CIGARETTE
$5.95
Looking to take a smoke with a friend. Offer them a puff but before they take it - squirt them with water instead! Just fill up the bulb with water and hold the fake cigarette calmly. It squirts - it's super funny!
FAKE CHEWED GUM
FAKE CHEWED GUM
$5.95
The most realistic and most awesome fake chewed gum. It has a sticky back so you can attach it anywhere!
PET PUKE
PET PUKE
$3.95
PET PUKE is a super cool joke that will have people hating their pets! Just leave it in a shoe or on the door step. Pour over the top some coffee as well for the most ultimate pet puke joke.
BLOOD CAPSULES
BLOOD CAPSULES
$9.95
These are the best blood capsules in show business and perfect to play practical jokes with too. You get 4 per pack. Just place one in your mouth for ultimate blood dripping effect!
JUMBO FAKE FISH
JUMBO FAKE FISH
$24.95
Everyone needs a funny fake fish! This one measures over 30cm in length and looks the part. If you are clown then you need one of these. If you are not a clown then get one and have some serious fishy fun ...
ELECTRIC SHOCK FLASH LIGHT TORCH
$19.95
Get ready to ZAP your office friends with the ultimate shock flash light torch. Whoever presses down to use will get a shock! It won't send your victim to hospital but it will certainly make your victim jump with a harmless shock! WARNING - Use this joke toy at your own risk!
ELECTRIC SHOCK STAPLER
ELECTRIC SHOCK STAPLER
$19.95
Get ready to ZAP your office friends with the ultimate shock stapler. Whoever presses down to use will get a shock! It won't send your victim to hospital but it will certainly make your victim jump with a harmless shock. WARNING - Use this joke toy at your own risk!
EXPLODING LIPSTICK
EXPLODING LIPSTICK
$8.95
Leave the lipstick anywhere and whoever opens it gets the BANG of their life! Supplied with toy gun caps. The ladies will scream!
FAKE BRAIN
FAKE BRAIN
$19.95
Need a fake brain for your next stage show production or spooky party? This is the best fake brain available. It looks real and is the perfect normal size too. No need to use a normal brain. Use your brains and get this one... Excuse the pun!
NAIL THRU HEAD
NAIL THRU HEAD
$9.95
The ever so cool NAIL THRU HEAD joke toy is so cool. Metallic looking. Just stretch it over your head and wear it comfortably at your next spooky function or dress up party. We have searched the world to find you the most realistic NAIL THRU HEAD illusion!
THE FAKE FOOT
THE FAKE FOOT
$24.95
The fake foot is awesome joke fun. Hang it out the car boot or your work bag. Why not use it as a Halloween prop? This amazing fake foot is quite reasonable looking from a distance. Made from plastic with a cloth (half) pant leg attached.
SPILLED KETCHUP SAUCE
SPILLED KETCHUP SAUCE
$5.95
How cool is this spilled ketchup sachet! Just leave this clever made item on the couch or somewhere crazy and people will scream. It looks like the ketchup is pouring out the packet spilt.