JOKE TOYS
CHATTERING TEETH
CHATTERING TEETH
$17.95
Wind up the life-size replica chattering teeth joke toy and watch them chatter away. Our chattering teeth joke toys are amazing quality and will add some real conversation to your next party.
ELECTRONIC FART MACHINE
ELECTRONIC FART MACHINE
$44.95
The best ELECTRONIC FART MACHINE that blasts a loud fart every time! Totally BOOMBASTIC! Totally gross and the sounds are so real. Hide the electronic fart machine anywhere in the room and you will have total control over making sure you let them rip by pressing your wireless fart machine remote. The best fart machine joke toy is here at Mike's ...
DIRTY FACE SOAP
DIRTY FACE SOAP
$6.95
Whoever uses the soap ends up being covered by grease! This ingenious little bar of soap contains a greasy black interior that will drive your victim crazy. Dirty face soap is so cool and the ultimate prank t play on your friends at home or even in the office.
SQUIRT ROSE
SQUIRT ROSE
$7.95
Wear the amazing Squirt Rose on your lapel jacket or hat and be able to squirt water at anyone! Dressing up as the Joke from Batman? He had one in the original movie. The Squirt Rose is a classic of joke toys.
DISAPPEARING INK
DISAPPEARING INK
$8.95
DISAPPEARING INK is super cool magic fun. Just squirt it at someone's shirt or on their important paperwork and get the screams and reactions of pain and torture! Then... Watch as the ink magically turns white and vanishes completely. Will not stain anything. How does the ink vanish? Totally amazing!
FART POWDER
FART POWDER
$5.95
Fart Powder is so cool and ever so stinky! Just drop some in your friend's coffee, tea or soup and the most stinkiest smell begins to fill the air. Why not even sprinkle it in someone's bed or in a drawer. How about in someone's car? Play the most awesome fart prank ever with our magical Fart Powder.
NAIL THRU FINGER
NAIL THRU FINGER
$4.95
This classic nail thru finger joke toy is still as amazing as it was 20 years ago. Everyone had one and now you can too! Just slip it on your finger and it looks as though you have got yourself into some serious nail biting fun.
CHATTERING TEETH - MINI
CHATTERING TEETH - MINI
$3.95
Wind up these mini chattering teeth and watch them chatter away. Our chattering teeth joke toys are amazing quality and will add some real conversation to your next party.
SPIDER SURPRISE JOKE BOX
SPIDER SURPRISE JOKE BOX
$17.95
What a wonderful gift box... Your victim opens it and is scared instantly with a fake spider that literally jumps out on their hand! Expect many swear words! Buy this now and become the evil prankster!
KITTY CRAP
KITTY CRAP
$6.95
Fake cat poo anyone? Need same fake cat poo? We have it! Looks real and will have people believing! Our fake cat poo joke is the best in the business!
ELECTRIC SHOCK LIGHTER
ELECTRIC SHOCK LIGHTER
$17.95
This electric shock joke lighter is pure evil and pure fun. The victim will try and push on the top button to activate the lighter and instead will receive a startling zap. Warning - do not use on people with a bad heart condition or someone who is pregnant.
JELLY BEAN SNAKE CAN
JELLY BEAN SNAKE CAN
$24.95
The Jelly Bean Snake Can is one of the most sought after, joke snake cans available to entertainers worldwide. Whoever unscrews the lid will get the shock of their life as two massive spring snakes jump out. This is the most expensive and most well made snake can available.
FORTUNE TELLING FISH
FORTUNE TELLING FISH
$3.95
This little plastic fish can read your mind and can predict your future. Just sit it on the palm of your hand and watch it move and re-shape itself according to your feelings and emotions. Consult the package to find out your destiny. So much fun at the dinner table or place one inside someone's birthday card.
THE TURD
THE TURD
$6.95
Well look what we have here. The best fake turd you will ever see! Yes its a poo but we call it a turd. It has so much curl and realism. It's human sized too!
FAKE SNOT
FAKE SNOT
$3.95
This amazing fake snot fits comfy in your nose. It's total dripping fun for anyone that wants to be gross. Just wear it on your first date... GO ON.... I DARE YA!
TRICK RELIGHTING CANDLES
TRICK RELIGHTING CANDLES
$6.95
These trick birthday candles are so funny. No one will ever blow them out! Just light them up. They look normal and act normal but whoever is your victim will blow them out and become shocked as they re-light again! So funny, so cruel!
FLOATING TRICK EYEBALL
FLOATING TRICK EYEBALL
$6.95
Drop this freaky and realistic joke eyeball into someone's dinner or drink and get ready for the screams! What a fantastic item for your next Halloween or spooky party too! Each fake eyeball is the size of a normal eyeball and looks quite real. Totally yuck.
RATTLE SNAKE EGGS
RATTLE SNAKE EGGS
$4.95
Rattle Snake Eggs are a super funny joke toy novelty. "This packet really does contain old shattered rattle snake eggs. Did you know that they are worth lots of money.... They can even hatch if left in the sun?" Your victim is curious and opens the packet... The packet hisses and rattles and jumps in their hands. Your victim will seriously wet t...
SQUIRT LIGHTER
SQUIRT LIGHTER
$5.95
Anyone for a light or just a squirt in the FACE? This fake lighter holds a heap of water that you can squirt at people anytime. Just fill it up whenever you need. The best squirt lighter available for your next prank.
MOONING BUM SHORTS
MOONING BUM SHORTS
$17.95
Mooning Bum Shorts are super funny! Time to flash your bum cheeks... Well not exactly! These joke bum shorts are super comfy and super crazy! One size fits all!